society callin women insecure then fuckin sell “manly yogurt” bc a man can’t eat yogurt unless the package is black and has the word “POWER” in big letters
a rich white guy sent me a message on okc
but he has like 6 pictures on his profile with machine guns
I saw this cute girl at a coffee shop sitting all alone and I came up to her and asked her what she was drinking she told me “That’s none of your business” bitch I was trying to be fucking romantic and find love at a coffee shop
Fuck you and your fucking coffee
I’m saying “excuse me” but I mean “why the fuck are u and ur friends fucking standing in the middle of the hallway blocking everyone what the fuck u fucker”
I don’t even say “excuse me”, I just shoulder check everyone in my way.
"wow! who taught you to do your makeup like that?"
"wow! who taught you how to make that?"
"wow! who taught you-"
why do you know so much about sex
why are you so calm about porn
EWW HOW THE FUCK DO YOU KNOW ALL THIS WEIRD SHIT OH MY GOD